September 2012
claude-sama:
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up...
cyberblogging:
these ads are bullshit the only hot single in my area is me
whimmy-bam:
loki-took-my-hawk:
...
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4 tags
how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room
#have you seen Tangled
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August 2012
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: *talks to crush on chat*
*no reply*
me: fuck yea left him speechless
me: does a 30 minute jog
me: ok where my hot bod at
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: move peasant
mum: what
Parents: You do nothing with your life
Me: Excuse you I run a blog
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
barackobama:
ghostbab:
squishu:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about
obama doesn’t poop
yes he does
No, I don’t.
bohemianrhapsodomy:
bohemianrhapsodomy:
wow what the heck i slept with like five different guys and i’m still not pregnant
whoops i meant in the sims
offendpoppunk:
most people
me
When someone touches/bumps into your ass...
Do I need to whip out the rape whistle?
geniusalias:
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
